btcusd short to $69

listen, i know everything.... bitcoin is going DOWN!!! HARD! everyone is getting wiped out! no mercy, and then all nations in the world are going to go ALL-IN on bitcoin on the same day at the same minute! they will all buy it through coinbase which would blow up their servers due to massive amount of volume, this will cause MASSIVE slippage. this isn't moon ladies and gentlemen, this is ANDROMODA!

source: trust me bro